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_ Louetta:I also get turned on thinking about this guy.(27 August 2016) Louetta:But everytime we touch or rub in near each other, I get hard, and he talked dirty to me as a joke the other day but it turned me on so much.(27 August 2016) Louetta:I’m a teenage male, and There’s this guy I know and I [...]
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Augusta:
Can't recall period, but just curious how many weeks and what's the due date?
(1 September 2016)

Maggie:
Help people think im lying?
(1 September 2016)

Leta:
Guys: Do you really call a girl up just to ask her if you ate yet? Am I missing something here?
(1 September 2016)

Blanca:
People think that they control the world because they have a little authority over you. I feel very strongly about this subject?
(1 September 2016)

Blanca:
After I'm done I say thank you and I'm about to leave.
(1 September 2016)

Blanca:
She's still giving me a nasty look.
(1 September 2016)

Blanca:
She asks me to sign some stuff so she's handing me papers to sign.
(1 September 2016)

Blanca:
But aside from that, the woman that I was looking for gives me a nasty look and doesn't say anything just holds out her hand to grab the paper.
(1 September 2016)

Blanca:
Also I was kinda dressed like I was homeless, I have long hair (I am a male), I carry around a guitar with me, and my ears are pierced, So yea I do admit that I probably didn't make the best impression to these outstanding, flawless, studious women.
(1 September 2016)

Blanca:
So I guess it was a little awkward or even a little rude for me to say that.
(1 September 2016)