Wednesday, 2 November 2016

I was Channing Tatum’s body double in Magic Mike

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Polly:
So is it wrong to rub my sisters feet?
(2 November 2016)

Polly:
I have rubbed them 3 times before and each time I rubbed them was for about an hour.
(2 November 2016)

Meredith:
We've been dating for 10 months and are 24 years old.
(2 November 2016)

Meredith:
I even offered to talk to them and explain myself but they won't give me the time of day and don't want me anywhere near them.
(2 November 2016)

Meredith:
The only problem is that her parents despise me now because I hurt my girlfriend and she cried for 4 days straight.
(2 November 2016)

Meredith:
I'm in love with my girlfriend and I want to be with her and she wants to be with me.
(2 November 2016)

Meredith:
Four days later we talked everything out and got back together.
(2 November 2016)

Meredith:
So I broke up with my girlfriend because we fought a lot and it became overwhelming for me.
(2 November 2016)

Sylvia:
Sex and nuvaring? Making sure not pregnant?
(2 November 2016)

Sylvia:
This sounds bad, but is there anything a person can do to make sure you aren t pregnant after this happens?
(2 November 2016)

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