I’M VERY FUNNY AND I LOOK GOOD NAKED. WORTH READING! VERY FUNNY

I am a single thirty something year old businessman with low mileage, and high performance. Bumped a few times, but never wrecked. Proven ability to hug the road and not wander off course. Exterior in mint condition, warm, affectionate, sensitive interior, never soiled. Factory equipped package includes stereo, Large stick shift and imagination and intelligence. [...]
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Remedios:
Every time I get a girlfriend I am really enthusiastic at first.
(26 December 2016)

Celia:
Why can't the holidays be something i look forward to without expecting loneliness?
(26 December 2016)

Celia:
At least if i couldn'.t have a partner, Why can't the holidays be something i look forward to every year without expecting loneliness?
(26 December 2016)

Celia:
Why has loneliness enveloped me in every corner of my life including holidays?
(26 December 2016)

Celia:
Am so hurt by this because i see many people getting together for christmas and i have no one to talk to, laugh or smile to on christmas for many years that's pass.
(26 December 2016)

Celia:
I asked my neighbors if i could join them for christmas but they all rejected me as usual when i ask every year.
(26 December 2016)

Celia:
Am a skinny guy and i tried to finish all the food i ordered at the resturant yesterday but it was impossible and i couldn't help it but cry as to why my life has been and was always lonely no matter how old i get or what i do.
(26 December 2016)

Celia:
All i wanted was a woman to be married to but being 31 years old single, never been kissed, virgin and not having someone to celebrate christmas with is so hard to live with.
(26 December 2016)

Celia:
I felt so lonely because i've yet to have a partner to celebrate the holidays like christmas with or valentine's day and it's hard to be happy in loneliness because not having anyone to talk to even during the holidays is sad.
(26 December 2016)

Celia:
Christmas day just passed and i tried to be happy by going to a restaurant to eat but i was there by myself with my back pack sitting across from me while i see other families and couples enjoying their christmas together.
(26 December 2016)