Quoting but not able understand what you write on your profile???

So, guess what, another married guy who seeks ‘no drama’ ladies, has posted an item titled ‘why bother’……where, let’s just say, he sound s like an arse………but what is really hilarious is this_ Karey:I ve been dating someone for about 6 weeks. This is the first time we aren t able to meet. He still texts [...]
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Rowena:
Is jailbait wrong?
(12 September 2017)

Rowena:
I masturbate to jailbait daily, is it wrong?
(12 September 2017)

Nellie:
Why do they tease him about me?
(12 September 2017)

Nellie:
My coworkers then teased us both and we both were blushing, but he told them to shut up.
(12 September 2017)

Nellie:
I waited for him to get his head out and when he did, he saw me and jumped up.
(12 September 2017)

Nellie:
He slammed his face inside a cabinet and I swear I was giggling uncontrollably.
(12 September 2017)

Nellie:
He saw me once when they were teasing him.
(12 September 2017)

Nellie:
He laughs nervously and says I'm not his girlfriend.
(12 September 2017)

Nellie:
They refer to me as his girlfriend.
(12 September 2017)

Nellie:
He blushes a lot and it's so cute to watch him trip and fall, and bump into stuff.
(12 September 2017)